Perhaps you look forward to Thanksgiving turkey or fresh-grilled corn-on-the-cob during summer. We look forward to Lomaruk, the time of mushrooms. In July, wild mushrooms grow on and around Mount Kadaam and if you don’t know where to find them yourself (as I do not), for about ten cents (you have to pay in shillings, of course) you can have one of these beauties for your supper.
See, they’re poor because I’ve killed them so many times.
— Jesse VanGorkom